No One Told Me That .....

No one told me that:

·         Men take their clothes off, let them fall gently to the floor, gently step out of them and walk away leaving them on the floor

·         Grown ass men’s poop smell soooo bad

·         Pee on the toilet seat and around the bowl will upset me soo much and make my blood boil when I sit on them

·         Using a separate toilet to the one your husband uses could make your marriage soo much healthier and easier

·         Men think a grunt or an ‘eyebrow raise’ is adequate response to a question

·         A man’s idea of being “in charge of the dishes” is to pretty much ignore them until we no longer have room in the sink to stack any more dishes

·         It is possible that a man will shower before me in the morning but I will still end up waiting at least 10 minutes for him to be ready to walk out of the door

I am continually amazed by my discoveries of things new every day I live with this man in his cave