25 Random Things About Me

1. My favorite curse-word: "Wanker" - it is able to capture all that i feel quite aptly .... usually when it involves other road-users

2. If heaven exists, what would I like to hear God say when I arrive: "Welcome, Dede - all your family members and friends are waiting for you over there - Grandpa and Uncle Paa Joe and Sweetie and the others - and dinner is just about to be served, and you will be sitting between Heath Ledger and Luther Vandross. Welcome."

3. I have had four marriage proposals. Three I said "No" to

4. I'm very big on having crushes on football players. My first was David Beckham (how predictable is that??) during his stint at Manchester, then it was Frank Lampard with the waxed chest hair look. I have since moved on to Steve Gerrard and of course I am an avid Liverpool fan now!

5. I have a lot of views on various issues but I am not in any way, shape, or form, a social conservative. All that family values, moral values, religious right stuff is highly offensive to me, personally.

6. My parents rock. I feel like, on some cosmic level, I must have CHOSEN them as my parents.

7. I laughed so hard once in primary school that I literally peed my pants.

8. I just love gay guys! And I don't mean this in a patronising way at all. I just think they are so much fun and gossipy and very hardworking. I just love their takes on life. I need my own GBF called Will! And I so enjoy gay porn as well!

9. I have always been fascinated by auto accidents. I have wondered on numerous occasions how it would feel like to be involved in a high speed accident and be in a somersaulting car like how James Bond's Vanquish somersaulted 7 times or so (a record in a movie I must add). Though in all my imaginations, I have always emerged from the accidents unscathed and in one piece.

10.I have dated two guys at the same time, completely double-timing both of them, until one of them won out. Temporarily. Now all y'all exes don't come asking pls!!

11. I’m afraid of the open waters, especially when I can’t see the bottom

12. Ongoing passions:
Steve Gerrard
Harlan Corben books
The male-female dynamic
My new husband (lol)

13. My favorite weather is grey rainy windy chilly days but only when I am at home, under a duvet with my husband's warm body ..............

14. My ambition as a child was to sell tomatoes. You know how you are asked what you wanne be when you grow up??? Yea my response was always: "I want to sell tomatoes"

15. Sometimes, I don’t use a nail cutter to trim my toenails; I get down and tear them off with my teeth ..... Bliss. Try it. (totally disgusts Him though)

16. I am allergic to healthy food

17. My Mom's ambition when I was young was for me to become the first female UN Secretary General. Now how does a child go from being a tomato seller to getting that job?? Beats me too. I think she's given up on that dream now (well I hope!)

18. I had my first real kiss when I was about 17 in the back of a taxi and he did it so roughly, crushing my lips against my teeth ... my lips were swollen for hours afterwards! Not a very good start but I have really improved, I've been told!

19. I have always secretly thought that I was a good singer and could actually give Alicia Keys a run for her money if it was not for my stage fright ......... until recently when I tried karaoke ...... shame shame shame

20. I have lesbian tendencies/thoughts but only towards Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. I will handle them or so tenderly and gently!

21. I don't really care much for animals and I hate hate hate holding them. The feel of their bones under the skin just terrifies me ugh!!!

22. I think the most overrated piece of artwork I have ever seen is the Mona Lisa. Can someone please explain the appeal of this painting to me?

23. When I look into the mirror while naked now, I see myself turning into my mom and it terrifies me no end!!! The slope of the boobies, the love handles, the shape of the booty, my chunky thighs ........ Lord help me!

24. I giggle/laugh/smile a lot, when I am sad, happy, breaking bad news, sharing good news, when I am pissed off etc. The smile just creeps up my face even when I'm thinking what a wanker the person I'm dealing with is. My boss thinks it is a good trait for an HR person and someone actually thanked me on how I handled informing him of his redundancy!!! But sometimes, I just wish I didn't smile soo much!!

25. I love making love or making the sex as someone said (was it Borat?) and I am recently wed so it's all gravy now. But peeps keep talking about about how your sex life gets into a rut after being married for 5 yrs plus and that feels me with dread!! How will I survive if my husband goes off me??? Well, I might get to indulge in my one fantasy ..... 3some!!! to spice things up eh?? That's every guy's fantasy too right?


And after all that above, my stream-of-consciousness is running out ... so i will end here..